Jack told me his wife was unwilling to tickle his fanny, let alone do insertion, claiming it was "gross," which is a word that seems the quickest way to shut someone down. Someone's gross is another's kinky.
"Have you tried bribing her?" I asked.
Jack nodded vigorously. Purses, shoes, you name it and he's offered. Is this woman crazy?
So, given all that, how could I hold back? So I did it. Because I do the things wives won't. And most days I'm okay with it.