Thursday, June 14, 2012

Oops I Did It...Again

When I last left off, I felt strongly about not inserting my bare fingers into Jack's ass. But I caved. Which is the story of my life. I'm a sucker for a good sob story and I feel for these guys who don't get what they need from their wives.

Jack told me his wife was unwilling to tickle his fanny, let alone do insertion, claiming it was "gross," which is a word that seems the quickest way to shut someone down. Someone's gross is another's kinky.

"Have you tried bribing her?" I asked.

Jack nodded vigorously. Purses, shoes, you name it and he's offered. Is this woman crazy?

So, given all that, how could I hold back? So I did it. Because I do the things wives won't. And most days I'm okay with it.