Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Ten Things You Should Never Say to Your Erotic Masseuse


(All of the following have been said to me)


1. So, what’s your real name?


2. Would you like to go to dinner sometime?


3. I think we have a connection.


4. Who provides the condom?


5. Let me know if you want a NSA (no strings attached) relationship.

(psst...we already do)


6. You must get soooooo turned on.


7. Are you turned on?


8. You can do whatever you want to me.


9. Can you call me Son?


10. Do I have a big dick?