Number of clients I saw yesterday: 3
Money earned: $390
Rule #2: Be wary of trash disposal. It could be incriminating. Aubree and I have discussed this at length. As usual, she seems to think it's no big deal to fill the garbage with dirty baby wipes. Conversely, I know from my extensive research of crime TV, realize that anything that hits the streets becomes public. I also read a story online about a massage parlor getting busted where the police rifled through the trash, finding condoms and baby wipes.
We don't supply or use condoms at our parlor...it's not THAT type of place, although I have my eye on Brandi. But still, there is the issue of mop-up. My policy is to use hand towels and then wash them along with all the other sheets. It goes from spa to laundromat and never into the prying hands of piglets. It's also more environmental. We could boast that we're a green business. Aubree has been figuratively stomping around because she doesn't want the extra laundry, hassle, and customer DNA once they are gone. Having a kid though makes a girl a little less repulsed by cleaning up bodily fluids.